A Rudimentary Guide to Season Six UST
On the romance frontier, I think I preferred last year's Krycek kiss of
death to this year's Fowley kiss of the Spider Woman. Scully found Padgett
fairly intriguing, but Morris Fletcher was even less spongeworthy than Eddie
Van Blundht, although she did sneak a look in the overhead mirror. Mulder
checked her out in the shower, but Scully probably saw more that time she
flipped open his towel and took a gander in 'Demons'. Mulder awoke from a
coma and Scully tried to be stern, but he was cute as a bug and she had a
tough time. He rubbed her tum and choked out those three little words every
G-woman loves to hear. Mulder found Scully a vision in burgundy scrubs. He
scared her with a flashlight just to hear her girlie scream. They turned
baseball into a contact sport. Scully teased him with pseudo dairy products
until he snapped like a cheap rubber band. The bat. Talking about the bat.
Mulder said her name in his sleep. At Christmas Scully realized that Mulder
has become her closest family. He stole her car keys and hit the door locks
to keep her from going home. The Spookys moved into a house together, which had Mulder grinning like a fool. Scully forgot herself patting his hand and
heard not a word Gogolak said. They shared a bed for two nights in Kansas,
which was of course glossed over. Scully used 'head trauma' as an excuse to
riffle his hair. The chicks went to the bathroom for girl talk; Scully
mentioned that Mulder was the only person she could imagine spending her
life with. She wisely pretended she had no idea how to play baseball. They
worked on their secret handshake while she was in the hospital. Mulder
fought off Saturday Night Live alumni and dog women and ex-chickadees, but
kissed Scully for 12 seconds in a Devil's Triangle delirium. He scraped her
off the floor after psychic surgery, and oh, the love!